Highlights of Bush's speech on immigration

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Author's Note: What is the going rate for selling a country down the river? Is that one of the key indicators on Wall Street? If not, it should be. If our country is going to be sold out by our president, we should at least know what "30 pieces of silver" translates to in 2006 lobbying dollars. Well, at least we know where we, the voters, reside on the totem pole. We're the part that is buried underground. And the number and weight of those above us on the pole just continues to grow.