Is Dubya the devil?
Uber-socialist and professional America-hater Hugo Chavez, the President of oil-rich Venezuela, had a chance to speak yesterday at the UN. In his speech, he practiced his brand of Yosemite Sam cartoon diplomacy by repeatedly referring to George W. Bush as "the devil". This got me to thinking: If George Bush = "the devil", what else do we know about George Bush as a result of this revelation?
Here are a few other phrases that would then be applicable:
Dubya is in the details.
Dubya went down to Georgia.
Give Dubya his due.
Dubya made me do it.
Dance with Dubya.
Running with Dubya.
Dubya wears Prada.
Speak of Dubya.
Dubya's advocate.
Have you ever danced with Dubya in the pale moonlight?
Making a deal with Dubya.
Dubya's backbone.
Sympathy for Dubya.
Shout at Dubya.
Dubya and Max Devlin.
and my favorite...
Idle hands are Dubya's workshop.
Of course, this is all based on Chavez' statement being true. Chavez strikes me as a charismatic leader, but he does seem quite unhinged. I think it's safe to say that he needs a Prozac the size of a barrel of oil.
Maybe the sulfur Chavez claimed to smell wasn't left over from Bush's visit. Sulfur is used in fertilizers, so maybe the smell of sulfur was emanating from the er...fertilizer that Chavez was piling high and deep. Or maybe Chavez himself is "El Diablo". Wouldn't that be just like the devil to accuse someone else of being the devil in an attempt to divert suspicion away from himself?
Just in case, maybe we should keep an eye on Bush in the near future. If he pushes Congress to pass legislation benefitting pitchfork manufacturers or if he solicits large donations from any "fire and brimstone" PAC's, we could have a problem on our hands. We should probably keep the Vatican on speed dial, just in case.
Come to think of it, Bush was a member of the secret society called Skull and Bones when he was at Yale. That sounds ominous. And Bush does try to dismiss any concerns about global warming. In fact, he seems to embrace it.
I'm just sayin'...
(Note: I'm kidding of course. Shrub is a little thick sometimes, but he's not the devil. I'm quite sure that Beelzebub is much more on top of things than Dubya.)
2 comments:
I'm surprised the whole General Assembly wasn't loudly laughing at Hugo and his antics. They should have done a split screen broadcast of the speech and the looks on the faces of the Assembled. I'm sure we would have found some good eye rolling moments.
Now that he (and his country) is an absolute laughingstock in front of the whole world, I wonder how much longer his mystique (and his regime) will last.
The laughing was one thing. I'm more concerned about the applause he got -- and the fact that someone so utterly deluded was given a world stage to speak on. It just further shows what a joke the UN has become.
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